Off to mataking

To be specific, i'm going to pompom island.

merry christmas !!!!!

Ho HO HO ...... nooooooo this is rudolf the reindeer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith fainted :-)

after FD, A4 or IS

when i was looking over the spec of Audi A4, the lower end model looks quite affordable. going for 238K. and the equal competitor is IS250. the thing here is that..the A4 has turbo charge the 1.8 to 160bhp.. which is... TINY... compared to the V6 2.5L that has 210bhp...

i truly believe that the dynamics of A4 is better than the IS250 as continental stuff are filled with super electronics... but... do i have to sacrifice all the power to go for the dynamics ? and feeling under powered all the time?...

ahhhhh if money is not a problem i would have chosen the A4 S line, which has more than 200 bhp... also more dynamics.. but it's way more expensive.... me no money...

坏男人是女人制造的

当女人抱怨，世上没有好男人时，其实坏男人是女人制造的~

十三、四岁的时候，开始对女孩有好感，但是那时候他离女孩远远的，并且以讨厌女孩自居，生怕被同伴嘲笑。
　　
十五岁的时候，听到大人们说某某男人好花，把女朋友甩了，女孩自杀了。
他觉得这人真狠毒，自己将来一定要做个痴情的男人，一定要一生只爱一个人。
　　
十六岁的时候，他喜欢上了一个女孩，但是他不敢和她说。仍然和往常一样，脏兮兮的在灰土飞扬的操场上踢球。只在女孩走出校门的时候，躲在二层的窗户上看她的背影,他觉得她一定是个天使。
　　
十七岁的时候，有个女孩喜欢上了他，但是他离她很远，他心里面只有自己那个女孩， 他觉得看别的女孩都是对她的不忠。
　　
十八岁的时候，看了一个MTV，感动得想哭，他想，如果自己的女孩失去了双眼，他一定 男主角会毫不犹豫的把自己的眼睛给她，让她能看到光明。
　　
十九岁的时候，高考了。终于和自己暗恋的女孩分别，坐火车去学校的时候，感觉自己离她越来越远，心像被掏空了一样。还在想自己一定不会忘记她，等到自己成功以后一定要去找她。
　　
二十岁的时候，听到有人讲黄色笑话，觉得这人真可耻。
　　
二十一岁的时候，她的回信中告诉他，自己有了男朋友。偷偷的哭了一个晚上。
　　
二十二岁的时候，他向一个女孩表白，女孩说“你是个好人，可是我还小。”他想，我的确是个好人，他说“没关系，我可以等你。”心想，我不会像那些花心的人一样，三年五年我也能等。
　　
二十三岁的时候，说自己还小的女孩和一个帅哥恋爱了。他很纳闷，长大原来可以这快。
　　
二十四岁的时候，他又向一个女孩表白，女孩说“你是个好人，可是我并不适合你。” 他纳闷很久，我是好人你怎么还不适合我呢？
　　
二十五岁的时候，他又追求一个女孩，女孩接受了他。他开始很幸福的为未来拼搏，他想，一时的开心只是暂时的，只有努力拼搏，他和她才能有快乐的未来，但是，半年以后，女孩和他分手了。只是因为另外一个男孩会说让她开心的话。女孩说“你是个好人 ，是我对不起你。”他似乎明白了问题所在，他是个好人。二十六岁的时候，他开始堕落，交网友。打扮得时尚而酷，而且渐渐的学习着讨好女孩的话。不久，他有了个女朋友，虽然他对她也很好，可是，他心里知道，自己并不爱她。
　　
二十七岁的时候，他和女孩分手了。他对女孩说“你是个好女孩，是我对不起你。”
　　
二十八岁的时候，他尝试了一夜情，发现别人能做的，自己也一样。
　　
二十九岁的时候，他学会了讲黄色笑话，并且以看旁边的女孩子脸红为乐趣。
　　
三十岁的时候，他忽然发现自己变得很有能力追求到女孩，但是却没有了爱的能力。于 是他在自己QQ上写下了如下的话
　　


　　　　其实每个男孩，本来都是想做一个感情专一的好男人的。
　　
　　　　其实每个男孩，本来看女孩子都是看脸而不是胸部的。其实每个男孩，本来都是不会讲黄色笑话的。
　　
　　　　其实每个男孩，本来都是渴望爱一个人直到永远的。
　　
　　　　只是，没有任何女孩爱这样的男孩，她们觉得这样的男孩太幼稚，太古板，没有情趣。
　　
　　　　于是男孩开始改变，变成女孩喜欢的那种嘴角挂着坏坏的笑，玩世不恭或者幽默。
　　
　　　　开始学会说甜言蜜语而不是心里想说的话，开始学会假装关心，学会给女孩送小饰物讨好她 学会如何追求，如何把握爱情。 或者看破红尘，游戏情场，成为女人恨恨的那种男人。
　　
　　　　他们可以很容易俘获女孩子的心，但是他们也会在黑的夜里叼着烟流泪。心里有爱的时候，没有女孩。有了女孩，却永远没有了爱的感觉。在听到女人抱怨世上没有一个好男人时候，他们不会再去努力做个好男人，只是微笑着擦肩而过。